I received these by email from people I nod Hi- bye to in school:
1. Dear H,
1. Dear H,
This is xx. All the papers are done today, right? Congratulations to each other! The next thing is to prepare for the formal exam.Have you started to review the course? Do you keep the notes in that course?
Best regards,
xx
China Exchange student.
2. (No Dear H, no Hi, no nothing)
Could you send ower your banking notes today. I'm sorry if you interpreting this as too demanding but I think that I really need them. Otherwise if we don't see each other before the exam I wish you good luck with the preparation.
Z, Another Exchange student.
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xx
China Exchange student.
2. (No Dear H, no Hi, no nothing)
Could you send ower your banking notes today. I'm sorry if you interpreting this as too demanding but I think that I really need them. Otherwise if we don't see each other before the exam I wish you good luck with the preparation.
Z, Another Exchange student.
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15 comments:
I kena the same thing from the exchange students last sem in a particular module we both took, and well, I just gave it to them la. Bo pian i tua kang in the exchange students tea said "if u need anything feel free to contact me. I should have known"
But admittedly they are abit more curt this sem :P
Dear XX, Congratulations to each other too! Yes, the next thing is to prepare for the final exam. I hope you have started to review the course? Can you believe it? I was just about to ask you the same question! Do you keep notes for the course? Best Regards, H
2nd:
(no name, no reference)
I wish you good luck with the preparation too, hope to see you after the exams are oWer!
H
1. Dear xx,
Hello, my papers is done today, right. Congratulations to each other! The next thing is to prepare for the formal exam. Not fortunately, I has not started to review the course, and I is trying to find notes for this course as well. Can you let me know if you has find notes?
Best regards,
H
2.
Sorry I finds it hard to send OWER my banking notes today. This are indeed too demanding but I really need them too. Good luck for the exam.
H.
1. Dear XX,
This is H. Yes, you are right. Congratulations to all of us! Yes I have started to review the course of course. No, I don't keep the notes in the course because everything is in my brain. I don't need to bring anything into the exam hall.
Best Regards,
H
2. Dear Z,
Oh sorry, I didn't check my email 'today', so I think it's too late to send them ower. Of course it's not too demanding, but I think I will not be checking my emails anymore till after the exam. So I guess I just wish you good luck for the exam as well now!
Best Regards,
H
So far Jason's answers are the best, hands down. J
1. xx同学,
Congratulations indeed on finishing the papers! Regarding the course, I have reviewed it... I did not find it necessary to make any notes, you mean you did?
Rgds, H
2. You have not begun preparing for the exams? Guess you really need these banking notes... *send over with a wad of hell notes*.
H
:)
wh
1. Dear XX.
This is H. Yes, congratulations to both of us! I have yet to review the course as I am still waiting for you to send the notes over. I thought you offered to send me the notes that fine day in lecture that we became so chummy? I'll be waiting! Thanks!
H
2. Dear Z,
Don't be silly. Of course it is not interpreted as too demanding. Nothing is too demanding from such a good friend like you. Unfortunately, I only have the banking notes in hard copy and we are not going to be able to see each other before the exam. Wish you good luck with the exam though.
P.S. I might be able to send the notes after the exam is over since I might see you as we leave the exam hall. This won't be interpreted as too late right?
H
Dear Z,
Don't worry about it. I have all the notes except for the last lecture. I got mine from Dora actually cos she keeps all her lecture notes. Why don't you email her and I am sure she will give them to you. Also, it would be great if you can send me the notes for the last lecture once you get them from her.
Good luck for the exams! We should meet for a drink afterwards.
Take care
H
Dear xx,
Ya! I am soo excited to get starting to do my preparation for the formal exam. No i have not started the reviewing of the course. It is so scary.. it is 2 weeks away!! The notes for the course? Usually i dont keep them.. i mean after the course i just burn them.. i take great pleasure in getting rid of them.. another exam done!
All the best! See you around
H
2.
oh dear.. you really seem like u need help.. i totally know how it is like to just like party and get drunk everynight and travel and not attend classes.. that's such a bitch. but i havent started doing my notes yet.. i was busy travelling too.. i went to bintan, malaysia and bangkok to shop and ya i just realised that we have 2 weeks to the END of exams. oh my.. i really should start.. if i manage to finish doing my notes i would be happy to share them with you. Good luck to you tooo
to both emails, assuming neutral mood:
"no."
to both emails, after you've had a super great day and feeling charitable:
"no. good luck."
Dear X,
Congrats to you too! Review the course? No need. Change to assignment already? U didn't know?
H
2nd:
Sure thing. I always share notes one. Actually I put them online. Why not you download it from www.dengxiaoping.com? All the best!
In A.D. 2007
Exam was beginning.
H: What happen ?
H's friend 1: Somebody set up us the email.
H's friend 2: We get email.
H: What !
H's friend 1: Main inbox turn on.
H: It's you !!
Chinaman: How are you H !!
Chinaman: All your note are belong to us.
Chinaman: You are on the way to elimination.
H: What you say !!
Chinaman: You have no chance to perform well your exam.
Chinaman: Ha ha ha ha ....
H's friend 1: H !!
H: Delete all notes!!
H's friend 2: You know what you doing.
H: Delete them.
H: For good results.
Dear XX,
me engrish is no gooch. i *pause* dunch *pause* tink *nods head* you can under *pause* stand my notss. soli.
aych a ann
2)
your need does not equal to my want. sorry if this sounds harsh. Otherwise if we don't see each other before the exam I wish you TONS OF good luck with the preparation.
( MJ LADY )
Reply no. 1:
Dear XX,
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
No.
Best regards,
H.
Reply no. 2:
Yes you are too demanding.
Best of luck,
H.
1. All the papers are done today right... not. I haven't handed up my paper. Yes, I do keep notes for the course, but I need it for the paper.
2. Hi Z, there's no need to aplogise. I don't know what you're talking about.
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