So envious! A travel calendar just appeared in X’s folder…she’s going for 3 wks.
And the partners have redlined it.
Return on 13 April AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
Friday, March 21, 2008
A: My pupilmaster has tasked me to do due diligence ("DD"). It sounds slightly exciting, the Managing Partner is involved [in the project]!
B: If the Managing Partner is involved, it's not called DD. It's called AD.
ABSOLUTE DILIGENCE.
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Thursday, March 20, 2008
Overheard:
A: Z is so incompetent, did he get a second upper honours?
B: Yes, from Nottingham University.
A: In what? Archery and merry making?
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When you are in Financial services...
A: Hey want to go diving?
B: Sure! How about Cayman Islands?
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Friday, March 14, 2008
A's email: We have a lot of food outside the boardroom. Pls help yourselves.
B's email to C, D and E: FOOD ALERT!
C's email: Can someone suss out the quality?
D's email: Why is there food. Let's send someone to grab it and distribute it NOW
E's email: I just came back from a lovely lunch...but I might pop around to
investigate this situation.
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
In the news.
A bikini model has been cleared of wrecking her ex-boyfriend's apartment after the court held that her chest was sufficiently large to preclude her from crawling in through a hole in the door. "I used to hate my body" said Serena Kozakura, "but it was my breasts that won in court".
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Somewhere in Singapore, Mas Selamat, a terrorist, escapes from his detention facility.
Meanwhile, in an office somewhere else in Singapore...
A: "Hey I hear the team lunch is going to be Indonesian."
B: "NO! The [No. 2 Boss is buying] lunch so HOW can it be Indonesian??"
A: "Indonesian can be atas* too what."
B: "The most atas it gets is going to be…what, House of Sundanese?"
A: "Oh shit, cannot whack** already!"
C: "I hear it’s going to be at the Rice Table. Cos it’s owned by [anonymous partner's] friend."
A: "Oh no, damn cheapo! How can [anonymous partner] arrange this? She herself doesn’t even eat anywhere with less than 4.5 stars of atasness!"
B: "Ok, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to stop this. You, go and book up the whole of Rice Table. Every single branch! For a corporate function or wedding I don’t care.
And you, go and pretend to have food poisoning.
Somebody also tell her that we can’t eat Indonesian cos that’s probably where Mas Selamat would go for lunch."
*atas - high class
** whack - chalk up an exorbitant sum
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