I am excited about 2008.

Me: My Pupil master is really nice. At the lunch he was hosting, he kept asking 'are you full,' / 'please try some of this."

Friend: My pupil master asks me are you a fool / please try to work harder.

Friend: "Are you still using the Macbook or are you using the other thing.. what's it called? Win-doors or something?"

Back at the firm:

Me: I'm going to the printers on the Hari Raya Public Holiday.

Friend: Oh? Are you in charge of Christmas cards now?

Conversation excerpt, courtesy of T:

Pupil Master: The people in [the Financial Services Department] are invincible.

Pupil: Huh why?

Pupil Master: They can’t be killed.

Pupil: huh?

Pupil Master: you cannot kill that which has no life.

"...Lawyers get struck off the roll. Judges don't get struck off. The correct verb is 'flicked.' He got 'flicked off the bench.'

And for Rajah lawyers, cos [the Firm is] so collegiate the word is 'PUNK'D..."

- Anonymous.

I was reading some Law website and they had this recruitment banner: "SECOND TIER FIRM hiring..."

The day before the Commercial Practice Paper.

Friend: How's revision? I just came back from a wake. I'm so dead.