Somewhere in Singapore, Mas Selamat, a terrorist, escapes from his detention facility.

Meanwhile, in an office somewhere else in Singapore...

A: "Hey I hear the team lunch is going to be Indonesian."

B: "NO! The [No. 2 Boss is buying] lunch so HOW can it be Indonesian??"

A: "Indonesian can be atas* too what."

B: "The most atas it gets is going to be…what, House of Sundanese?"

A: "Oh shit, cannot whack** already!"

C: "I hear it’s going to be at the Rice Table. Cos it’s owned by [anonymous partner's] friend."

A: "Oh no, damn cheapo! How can [anonymous partner] arrange this? She herself doesn’t even eat anywhere with less than 4.5 stars of atasness!"

B: "Ok, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to stop this. You, go and book up the whole of Rice Table. Every single branch! For a corporate function or wedding I don’t care.
And you, go and pretend to have food poisoning.
Somebody also tell her that we can’t eat Indonesian cos that’s probably where Mas Selamat would go for lunch."



*atas - high class
** whack - chalk up an exorbitant sum