I was hired to teach GP to a student whose exam is in 10 days.
Me: How did you do for Prelims?
Student: Very good.
Me: Oh. A2?
Student: No. I got 48.
Me: How is that good?
Student: Good enough to sign on police.
Me: Policemen also need to write reports. So you still need good English!
[after going through his work]
Me: And I don't think you'll be able to fire guns well as a policeman if your writing is anything to go by. Everything off target.
2 comments:
haha i think of all your stories, i enjoy the stories of your tuition kids the best.
At least he's confident. My latest crash-course case doesnt bother, cant be bothered, and tries to stall time by doodling, by taking a long time to think (or trying to make me think she's thinking), replies dunno to any question that requires a "why, what, who, when, how".
2 hours of these a week.
Yummy
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