More Yo Momma jokes, from various contributors at work, including yours truly.

Yo Momma so slutty her fees were securitised!

Yo Momma so flat her assets were unsecuritisable!

Yo Momma so fat she clogged the floodgates of liability!

Yo Momma so cheap, she da powed the marks and spencer cookie crumbs!

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And *gasp* I brought work home to do. Real drafting, with no precedent. For the record, this was given just before I left the office, so it's not due to Yo Mommaing at work.