Student: My lecturer gave me his tits.
Me: WHAT?
Student: You don't know tits? Like what to study for exam.
Me: For chrissakes, that's called TIPS. Please know what TITs and TIPs are. Because both are important in life, for very different reasons. Your friend, the dictionary will enlighten you.
2 comments:
oooh tits me likey. how come none of my lecturers give me tits, huh? anyways, hope your hols are goin well dude, catch up when you get back.
Heyyy... I'm in Singapore enjoying the hols. Vietnam off. Might be going KL from 26-28. Why are you off to Taiwan within 2 days of returning to S'pore, running away from results ah. lol
And when are YOU getting back. We have to do lunch before pupillage starts.
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