I went to Orchard for the first time in god knows how long with a friend after today's paper.

Friend: why were you staring so hard at that couple?

Me: Oh I thought the girl was a former classmate of mine.

Friend (shooting me an incredulous look, and speaking in a tone that screams CANNOTMAKEIT!): Are you sure? The way she's dressed looks like she hasn't been to Orchard before.

Me: . . .

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Fuck better get back to work. I need to study 4 credits worth of stuff in under 10 hours for the paper tomorrow.