A friend recommended me a blog for its hilarious Singlish (terrible English). It belongs to a make up artist.

Quote no 1:

"better dun step into fashion sow line if not u going to feel the pain hurt & sadness I'm feeling now is not good"

Quote no 2:

"Early afternoon I help sweetie Clara's bf younger sister do makeup ya is her porn night tonite wor Thanks for her support lah.."

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For a moment, I really thought it was porn night, until the friend pointedly remarked that the blogger meant PROM night.