Criminal law tuition session:

Student: the defender... the defender... the defender...

Me: Brudder, you think soccer ah, WHAT DEFENDER. It's either the accused or the defenDANT.

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Discussing a criminal law hypothetical question...

Student: causation is the mother poisoned... causation is the defender.

Me: Do you find this really difficult? Because if you do, you may want to take some time to improve your English before resuming law studies.