I'm a happy camper. Fitness First has just opened a large outlet at AMK Hub, which means I don't have to commute to the city just for exercise.

It also means I get to see lots of interesting things, like this bizarre fat dude who was doing a workout in business attire and had to be escorted out of the place by staff. By business attire, think long-sleeved white shirt bursting at seams (from fats), business slacks also bursting at seams (from fats), and leather dress shoes. By workout, think lifting a 1kg weight (the lightest possible) and making enough noise (grunts and the like) to drown out the rather loud hip hop shit they were playing.

Maybe he isn't that bizarre, compared to this woman I saw once at the Fitness First outlet at One George Street, at 7 am in the morning, eating an ice cream while on the treadmill. I believe it was a Cornetto.