I am in the com lab trying to do constructive work. Across me there's this girl who looks like she... well nevermind. And she is reading over a guy's shoulder. And she keeps pushing her hair behind her ears. And fondling it.

And she says: are you hungry?
He says: No, are YOU hungry?

And then she says: oh there is a general power and a special power.
And he says: so much power!

And then someone says in a friendly tone: maybe you should focus on reading your equity A textbook.

And that someone wanted to add but didn't: And YOU can stop pretending to be Rapunzel.

(I just realised the first half of this post could be construed in an 'alternative' sense. It was unintended.)